Burglaries at Chausson Matériaux & Ardibus Bigmat Montmorillon

[Admiral]

To add further woe to our growing collective msiery, I thought you would be thrilled (not) to learn that a couple of spotty 'erberts were seen trying to force open the front door of the florist in Lathus in the early hours of Monday morning.

You'll be thrilled to know they didn't manage to get it and even if they had, all they would have got is some rather nice potted plants as there is no cash on the premises at night.

Ye Gods....