Whackamoley anyone?

[Jane]

Oh no. Don't kill the mole. Can't you put out a humane box with food in it, Catch Moley, because that's his name now and we've humanised him, so you can't touch him   Then take Moley on a long car journey and set him fee where he can't do any more garden damage. 

https://www.gardens.com/pest-control/hum...awn.html#b

There you go. Some good humane ways to get rid of your mole.

'Bottle of Merlot say's those ideas dont work for long if at all.  '

Oh ye of little faith 



'But you could try Jane's way  and take them to her place while she is away.   '

You can go off people you know