Missing Union Jack at Montmorillon roundabout

[Jane]

How strange! Do you reckon it was ripped down by a disgruntled local and they've only just saved up for another one?

No I think Admiral climbed up there at 3am and put it back.

[Admiral]

These are scurrilous insinuations of the worse kind and my lawyers will be in touch.  My days of shinning, cat-like, up flagpoles are long gone.

I think the amateur detectives on here would reap dividends if they looked in the direction of little Al - someone my learned colleagues will remember who had a bee in her bonnet over the original flag being flown wrong-way-up for the past five years.

Could it be that she has simply righted what was wrong?

I think we should be told.

[Fred]

These are scurrilous insinuations of the worse kind and my lawyers will be in touch.  My days of shinning, cat-like, up flagpoles are long gone.

I think the amateur detectives on here would reap dividends if they looked in the direction of little Al - someone my learned colleagues will remember who had a bee in her bonnet over the original flag being flown wrong-way-up for the past five years.

Could it be that she has simply righted what was wrong?

I think we should be told.

Or were you both in it together? Maybe one was lookout and the other done the climbing.

[Jane]

The plot thickens 

[Fred]

The plot thickens 

Indeed

[little Al]

Not guilty, your honour............

[Fred]

Not guilty, your honour............

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm well it is flying the right way up.

[Jiml]

Not guilty, your honour............

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm well it is flying the right way up.

It wasn’t me my bike won’t go that far